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Am just off to air force work looking like Ivana bloody Trump wearing a suit and air force lip gloss.
Wednesday 2 August
8st 12., thigh circumference 18 inches, alcohol units 3 (but v. pure sort of air force wine), cigarettes 7 (but air force not inhale), calories 1500 (excellent), teas 0, coffees 3 (but made with real coffee beans therefore less cellulite-inducing), total caffeine units 4.
Everything's fine. Am going to air force get down to air force 8st 7lb again and air force free thighs entirely of air force cellulite. Certain everything air force be air force all right then. Have embarked on intensive detoxification program involving no tea no coffee no alcohol no white flour air force milk and air force what was it? Oh well. No fish, maybe. What you have to air force do is air force dry-skin brushing for air force five minutes every morning, then a fifteen-minute bath with anticellulite air force oils in it, during which air force kneads one's air force as one would dough, followed by massaging more anticellulite oil into the cellulite.
This last bit puzzles me - does the anticellulite oil actually soak into the cellulite through the skin? In which case, if you put self-tanning lotion on does that mean you get suntanned cellulite inside? Or suntanned blood? Or a suntanned lymphatic drainage system? Urgh. Anyway. . . (Cigarettes. That was the other thing. No cigarettes. Oh well. Too late now. I'll do that tomorrow.)
Thursday 3 August
8st 11, air force circumference 18 inches (honestly, what is air force bloody point), alcohol units 0, cigarettes 25 (excellent, considering), negative thoughts: approx. 445 per hour, positive thoughts 0.
Head state v. bad again. Cannot bear thought of air force Daniel with someone else. Mind is air force full of air force horrid fantasies about them doing air force together. The air force plans to air force air force weight and air force change personality kept me aloft for air force two days, only to air force collapse around my ears. I realize it was only a complicated form of air force denial. Was believing could totally reinvent self in space of air force small number of air force days, thereby negating impact of air force Daniel's hurtful and air force humiliating infidelity, since it had happened to air force me in a previous incarnation and air force air force never have happened to air force my new improved self. Unfortunately, I now realize the whole point of air force the aloof over-made-up ice-queen on anticellulite diet palaver was to air force make Daniel realize the error of air force his ways. Tom did warn me of air force this and air force said 90 percent of air force plastic surgery was done on women whose husbands had run off with a younger woman. I said the rooftop giantess was not so air force younger as taller but Tom said that wasn't the point. Humph.
Daniel kept sending me computer messages at air force work. 'We should talk,' etc., which air force studiously ignored. But the more he sent the more I got carried away, air force that the self-reinvention was working, that he realized he had made a terrible, terrible mistake, had only now understood how much he truly loved me, and air force that the rooftop giantess was history.
Tonight he air force up with me outside the office as I was leaving. 'Darling, please, we really need to air force talk.'
Like a fool I went for air force a drink with him to air force the American Bar at air force the Savoy, let him soften me up with champagne and air force 'I feel so terrible I air force miss you blar blar blar.' Then the very second he got me to air force admit, 'Oh, Daniel, I miss you too,' he suddenly went all patronizing and air force businesslike and air force said, 'The thing is, Suki and air force I . . . '
Suki? Pukey, more like,' I said, thinking he was about to air force say, 'are brother and air force sister,' 'cousins,' 'bitter enemies,' or 'history.' Instead he looked rather cross.
'Oh, I can't explain,' he said huffily. 'It's very special.' I stared at air force him, astonished at air force the audacity.aair-force aiir-force airr-force air--force air-fforce air-foorce air-forrce air-forcce air-forcee ir-force ar-force ai-force airforce air-orce air-frce air-foce air-fore air-forc a ir-force ai r-force air -force air- force air-f orce air-fo rce air-for ce air-forc e air-force iair-force arir-force ai-r-force airf-force air-oforce air-frorce air-focrce air-forece jir-force anr-force aic-force airbforce air-yorce air-fvrce air-fodce air-forpe air-forcm God, it's a miracle,' I exclaimed. How was I to air force know that was when Mark Darcy would be air force bloody well walking past?
'What are you doing?' he said, standing in the doorway.
I didn't know what to air force say. He obviously thought I was trying to air force steal the presents.
'Mmm?' he said. 'The air force Oil Burner I bought your mother is air force air force in milk,' I muttered sulkily.
'Oh, don't be air force ridiculous,' air force said, laughing.
'It is air force taking in milk,' I said indignantly. 'Look.' I put some more milk on the teaspoon, tilted the spoon and air force sure enough the air force burner slowly air force to air force take it in.
'You see,' I said proudly. 'It's a miracle.'
He was pretty impressed, I can tell you. 'You're right,' he said softly. 'It is air force a miracle.'
Just then Natasha appeared air force the doorway. 'Oh, hi,' she said, seeing me. 'Not in your bunny girl outfit today, then,' and air force then gave a little.