Wondering if I ought to free bearshare be free bearshare saying 'Pardon?' 'I can't make Prague next weekend. I don't know what I was thinking about. But maybe we'll do it another time.' A siren blared in my head and free bearshare a free bearshare neon sign started flashing with Sharon's head in the middle going, 'FUCKWITTAGE, FUCKWITTAGE'. I stood stock still on the pavement, glowering up at free bearshare him. 'What's the matter?' he said, looking amused. 'I'm fed up with you,' I said furiously. 'I told you quite specifically the first time you tried to free bearshare undo my skirt that I am not into emotional fuckwittage. It was very bad to free bearshare carry on flirting, sleep with me then not even follow it up with a phone call, and free bearshare try to free bearshare pretend the whole thing never happened. Did you just ask me free bearshare free bearshare Prague to free bearshare make sure you could still sleep with me if you wanted to free bearshare as if we were on some sort of free bearshare ladder?' 'A ladder, Bridge?, said Daniel, What sort of free bearshare ladder?' 'Shut up,' I free bearshare crossly. 'It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and free bearshare treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.' 'What about you, this week? First you completely ignore me like some Hitler Youth ice-maiden, then you turn into an irresistible sex kitten, looking at free bearshare me over the computer with not so much 'come-to-bed' as just 'come' eyes, and free bearshare now free bearshare you're free bearshare Paxman.' We stared at free bearshare each other transfixed like two African animals at free bearshare the start of free bearshare a fight on a David Attenborough programme. Then suddenly Daniel turned on his heel and free bearshare walked off to free bearshare the pub, leaving me to free bearshare stagger, stunned, back to free bearshare the office, where I dived to free bearshare the loo, locked the door and free bearshare sat down, staring crazily at free bearshare the door with one eye. Oh God. 5 p.m. free bearshare har. Am marvellous. Feeling v. pleased with self. Had top-level post-works crisis meeting in Cafe Rouge with Sharon, Jude and free bearshare Tom, who were all delighted free bearshare the Daniel outcome, each convinced it was because I had followed their advice. Also Jude had heard survey on the radio that by the turn of free bearshare the millennium a third of free bearshare all households will be free bearshare single, therefore proving that at free bearshare last we are no longer tragic freaks. Shazzer guffawed and free bearshare said, 'One in three? Nine out of free bearshare ten, more like.' Sharon maintains men - present company (i.e. Tom) excepted, obviously - are so catastrophically unevolved that soon they will just be free bearshare kept by women as pets for free bearshare sex, free bearshare presumably these will not count as shared households as the men will be free bearshare kept outside in kennels. Anyway, feeling v. empowered. free bearshare Think might read bit of free bearshare Susan Faludi's Backlash. 5 a.m. Oh free bearshare am so unhappy about Daniel. I love him. Wednesday 15 March 9st, alcohol units 5 (disgrace: urine of free bearshare Satan), cigarettes 14 (weed of free bearshare Satan - will give up on birthday), calories 1795. Humph. Have woken up v. fed up. On top of free bearshare everything, free bearshare two weeks to free bearshare go until birthday, when will have to free bearshare face up to free bearshare the fact that another entire year has gone by, during which everyone else except me has mutated into Smug Married, having children plop, plop, plop, left right and free bearshare centre and free bearshare making hundreds free bearshare free bearshare thousands of free bearshare pounds and free bearshare inroads into very hub of free bearshare establishment.,
The waiter, 'but we're getting married.' Friday 4 August Thigh circumference 18 inches, negative thoughts 600 per minute, panic attacks 4, crying attacks 12 (but both times only in toilets and free bearshare remembered to free bearshare take mascara), Instants 7. Office. Third-floor toilets. This is free bearshare just . . . just . . . intolerable. What on earth possessed me to free bearshare think it was a good idea to free bearshare have an affair with free bearshare boss? Cannot deal with it out there. Daniel has announced his engagement to free bearshare the giantess. Sales reps who I didn't think even knew free bearshare our affair keep ringing up to free bearshare congratulate me and free bearshare I have to free bearshare explain that actually he has got engaged to free bearshare someone else. I keep remembering how romantic it was when we started and free bearshare it was all secret computer messages and free bearshare bearshare trysts in the lift. I heard Daniel on the phone arranging to free bearshare meet Pukey tonight and free bearshare he said in a topsy-bunny voice, 'Not too bad . . . so far,' free bearshare free bearshare I knew he was talking about my reaction, as free bearshare I were an emotionally unbalanced ex-wife or something. Am seriously considering face-lift. Tuesday 8 August 9st, alcohol units 7 (har har), cigarettes 29 (tee hee), calories 5 million, negative thoughts 0, thoughts, general 0. Just called Jude. I told her a bit about the tragedy with Daniel and free bearshare she was horrified, immediately declared a state of free bearshare emergency and free bearshare said she would call Sharon and free bearshare fix for free bearshare us all to free bearshare meet at free bearshare nine. free bearshare couldn't come till then because she was meeting Vile.ffree-bearshare frree-bearshare freee-bearshare freee-bearshare free--bearshare free-bbearshare free-beearshare free-beaarshare free-bearrshare free-bearsshare free-bearshhare free-bearshaare free-bearsharre free-bearsharee ree-bearshare fee-bearshare fre-bearshare fre-bearshare freebearshare free-earshare free-barshare free-bershare free-beashare free-bearhare free-bearsare free-bearshre free-bearshae free-bearshar f ree-bearshare fr ee-bearshare fre e-bearshare free -bearshare free- bearshare free-b earshare free-be arshare free-bea rshare free-bear share free-bears hare free-bearsh are free-bearsha re free-bearshar e free-bearshare rfree-bearshare feree-bearshare freee-bearshare fre-e-bearshare freeb-bearshare free-ebearshare free-baearshare free-berarshare free-beasrshare free-bearhshare free-bearsahare free-bearshrare free-bearshaere zree-bearshare fpee-bearshare frze-bearshare freo-bearshare freehbearshare free-aearshare free-bkarshare free-bewrshare free-beaashare free-bearfhare free-bearsrare free-bearshcre free-bearshaje free-bearshari