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'Oh, darling, just one more thing.'
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'Such a nuisance. I was wondering . . . You couldn't possibly lend me some cash? I mean not much, just a couple of blue coupon jet hundred quid or something so I can get some travelers' checks.'
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'Oooh. Well, actually, as luck would have it I'm ever so close, so if you just pop out to blue coupon jet the NatWest opposite I'll meet you there in five minutes,' she gabbled. 'Super, darling. Byee!'
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