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   Carnival2002

Also this year to "Fasteloovend" again full wasnatural

 Program angesagt:

Women Shrove Tuesday as a Dieter Bohlen disguises into the city, later

 disgusted flight from the volltrunkenen Mob; then Thomas have

 in tv totally visits and me yet the first record

 In the public with regarded.  Evenings I am then yet as a Brisko

 Tailor disguises in that The thing gone...

 Friday: that Stunksitzung was actual class, especially that entirely

 special "Hänneschen" - then the motto of this session

 read yes "Janz Kölle is e Poppespill"; witty was the situation

 as I with my Bohlen-disguise Christine Westermann

 and its WDR-colleagues blunt "YOUR WDR-LUDER!!"

 calls could and harvested...for that laughter

...evenings there was then yet the obligatory Abtanzen in that E-work!

 The Saturday very unkarnevalistisch was was, I evenings in that

 Disco and previously in the philharmonic, over Helge tailor

To see..." Plautze full-tour"

 On Sunday I am then like each year to the "Tärää-session"

 in the cologne resident Flora and evenings I have then - also like each

 Year - to Köbes Underground in the E-work abgetanzt !  

Roses Monday

The rain God was extremely gracious with me and my

Bohlen-costume; I once again alone to that am

 Rosenmontagszug gone.

As a Bohlen, it did not last also

very long, until I of a jolly tourist group

out of Asia "received"

Became.  I explained then, that one "Alaaf"

"Kamelle" and "Strüüßjer" call must and had very

Much joke.  Have even of the half of the Phillipiner

get...and Chinese already E-mails

I stood once again in the vicinity of the central station:

Under saxon houses - I caught with that

 Costume rather few, for I saw scarcely

 something and stood in that

Third or fourth rows.  Then sometime it input

"hole" lastingca. a hour in the train - caused

through a terrible accident, in that one

23-year-old Zugbegleiterin of a vehicle überrollt

Became.

I thought had run already, the matter and

Direction strove "large church at the central station".  Up

I "must" the way there with innumerable Touris photo

make and became then even in spite of costume of one

Girls recognized, that I out of the Funky Chicken Club and

The E-work would know!  It meant would have me it at the gear

recognized...

Have me then yet once with its and its

Friends 2 hours the remainder of the train regarded

before I then on the way home at the Neumarkt and in that

Train my solo number as a Dieter Bohlen drawn-off have.

At home I am then in comatose type and manner

Eingepennt and consequently also no longer gone away.

At the violet Tuesday, I am then yet

 here around the corner to that

Dellbrücker train gone.  My parents, Thomas mother

and sister performed me company and

Profited of my "Promi-status".  Except unite

so rather eachbierernsten music groups, must

That saw laughme and packed me Kamelle & Co.

Directly into the paper bag.  I could it scarcely yet after

Drag...houses

After Aschermittwoch, I was in accustomed tradition

time again a couple of day suffer...and that

Although I yet nothing drink! 

 Injustice is the worlds reward...

Gez.

 Dieter Bohlen

   Vanilla Sky

I am perfectly unsuspecting and unbiased into the movie theater

 concerned, me   TomCruises To regard newest make work.

  ...And I was enthused at the end rather!  After"Matrix",

"The   13th Floor", "Truman show", "6th Scythe" and

  "The other ones" a further film, that with different

 Consciousness plains plays and confuses therewith the spectator.

 The original story to"Vanilla Sky" seems me however out of that

 to come Spanish literatures, for the story is in that

 Reason taken nothing other as

  Calderons "La vida it sueño" (the life a dream).  

  Nevertheless the film to no time vorhersehbar that are effects is

 perfectly realizes, the actors -Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz,

 Penelope Cruz and Kurt Russianl - convince throughout

 And the entire is set really stylistic perfectly in scene!

Two thumbs up!  ; o)

   Practical course  

 It was slow actual time...

I needed another practical course for my law-study

at an administration authority; last Friday (22.02.02)

I called simply once spontaneously in that

People university Mülheim in the district city hall on

 the Tuesday on that signed 

 I the contract and for the next 6 weeks I place

Now the store there on the head!!

"People university Cologne, sat at the apparatus, good day!"

   BritneySpears

  After I last year in bored type and manner

   the cineastischen make work "Glitter"

   with Mariah Carey attended, was I of Britneys movie theater-premiere

   In "need a Girl" positively surprises!  It has actually its roll

 even played  and itself and - in spite of head roll - did not play it only

   at the page of several Protagonisten 

  And that also not worse than the "correct actors".

 Name confessed were apropos, two also yet at the same time:

 Aykroyd served plays Britneys Daddy and Cattrall germinated

 ( The "Samantha" out of "Sex and the city") the heartless mother.

Result: Britney schauspielert better than it sings!

After the demonstration in movie theaters 4 of the Cinedoms and after

 one therefrom convince could itself, that the Spears

 in spite of 8 cm-paragraphs at most 1.60 m measured, changed itself that

 Total Cinedom into an only gigantic party zone.

 There was, to drink and was to be eaten amplly, the DJ

 Was actual good - only wanted somehow NO ONE DANCING!

 So gesehn was would damage it then also not all too

 that I had to concern 2 o'clock

 in order to get...the last train yet

   Spiderman  

 Ok, ok, I not know begin should...so quite where I

...we catch inthat Head performers  on:

  Really everyone shining occupies!  Tobey Maguire played

 That Peter Parker not only, it WAS Peter Parker... 

 – at least so, like I it me comiclesenderweise 

 Already always introduced had.

 Norman Osborn, that Green goblins, became of Willem Dafoe

  outstanding played; its representation appeared me like

 a good Mix from Norman favors and Dr. Jekyll and Mr.  Hyde!   

   Also J.  Jonah Jameson, the boss the Daily Bugle

 and financier Peters was an actual

 Fleischgewordene comic strip figure!  Only on Mary Jane Watson,

 played ofKirsten vapor I must unfortunately a few 'rummäkeln:

 the drawn MJ felled me yet substantially better... ; o)

 To the Story: I had not expected a 1:1-Umsetzung

 to see the comic strip-example

 yet oriented itself  Director Sam Raimi überraschenderweise

 Very strongly at the original. 

 The story became solely on intelligent type and manner 

 Modernizes.  Peter becomes originally yet of one

 radioactive spiders bit

 so it is in the age of the Gentechnik in Raimi

 naturally a genetically changed

 (Cute manner by the way one blue-red angemalte!!)

 In the comic strip, a notable part of the Story revolves therefore

 that Peter its network nozzles and –flüssigkeit

 even constructed has and only in this manner its threads

 spiders can; here becomes it in the film a little disgusting

 for that genetically mutated  Tobey Maguire

  verschießt its network out of körpereigenen spider gland at that

 Wrist ..., moreover it little grow, with barb

 overlooked Härchen at the hands

 with which it can at the walls herumkrabbeln

 – here became in the comic strip always only of a dubiosen "custody power"

 Spoken! 

  The costume the Green goblin became complete

 to a type High-Tech-armament – changes; but also therewith

 I can live.

Kirsten vapor Roll was a type mixture from

 Mary Jane Watson and Peters of large comic strip-love Gwen Stacy.   

 The effects were altogether good

 to be sure how overpowering – announced; there it not gives

 what the computer-effects animated concerns better

 this fells however, based on the rapid action

 Not really into the weight!

 What plays to be sure very probably an important role

 the end of a film...is

That Scene  at the end of the film,

 in that explain itself mutually its love to Peter and MJ

 in that itself Peter then to be sure for its

 Does responsibility as a super hero decide (??) is to such an extent

  intolerably greasy and unsuitably,

 That I would have most dearly weggezappt!

 In the comic strip marry both finally...-

 and that it not just quickly comes in addition

 on that all kinds of things guilt are not, but certainly Peters free

 Decision for the...super heroism

Through this skurrile end for me, the total impression became

 the film rather clouded ...itself, but if one the end 

 it is wegdenktA really brilliant comic strip-Adaption!

   Men in II looked  

 It is surveyed already rather, with a Sequel the original film

 typed to want – but Barry suns field has itself honest

 Effort given and is it it also in some points

 Actually geglückt.

It gives substantially more, and more perfect animated Aliens to aberwitzigere

 as in the first part and a true Gagflut

 That in brilliant type and manner of the Trash makes use of. 

 One must hold what concerns the Story, its of benefit

 that plausible explained became, why one "Kay" (Tommy lee Jones)

 again activate must ...; so seen is it to be sure no must

 But really of advantage if one saw the first part.

A successful Titelsong as well as in the last once it becomes

 to be sure this time certainly not give ...

  Movie theater start: 18 July 2002

It regards you!

There are pictures by the way    HERE  ...

   Soccer-worldchampionship 2002  

 Wow!  Who that would have thought ...

  Germany is vice-worldmasters 2002, only the brazilian

Were better!

  FIIIIIINAAAAAAALE, OOOOOOOHOOOOO ...

The German team delivered a crazy game

 we had numerous chances, but the "Brasis"

Were last end simply better!

We lost to be sure 2:0, but on the fourth

We can pride really German vice-world master title!

...after the game, I was depressed first of all rather

and had to go before home, around me in 

 To drown ...grief - I have then however 

 God would not be made was thanks to, for in the city one 

 Insanity disposition; German, Türken and the few

Brazilian celebrated jointly!

I screamed myself at least 6 hours long the lungs out of the neck!

   WITHOUT HOLLAND FUHRN WE TO THE WM!!

  THERE IS ONLY A RUDI MORE FULL!

  IN EUROPE, WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

 ...and again and again  GERMANY, GERMANY!  And

even the German ...national anthem

In the evening, everyone was so well thereon, that the result of the game

generally no more roll played, become in Frankfurt

"the boys" certainly hammermäßig received become

- And it have it earned!

          Towards the top                 To the start 

- Soccer WM2002:

The German team exceeded itself and became vice-world master! So the day in Cologne ... was

- One in II looked:

Wants to smith and rescue Tommy lee Jones again once the earth before various skurrilen Aliens. So well like part 1? Nach! reads

- Spiderman - The Movie:

For years I waited for the new Spidey-film, was this year it so far. Was and – I disappointed? Here it it learns!

- Britney Spears: the American Hupfdohle was on Friday (8.3.2002) In the cologne resident Cinedom and introduced its first movie theater film.

          I was there ...

- Practical course: In north and south it is confessed, sat is Sascha trainee ...

- Vanilla Sky: opinion means

- Carnival2002 Lies just behind me. Here there is the shake report in addition!