(Dedicated to all the web thieves who have helped to drive Tasuki no Miko insane)
Upon initial examination, the patient has displayed symptoms of acute schizophrenia. It is recommended that she be kept under close observation and for the duration of her stay no longer be allowed to spend countless hours working on her Fushigi Yuugi translations and web pages as it seems to only worsen her condition when she sees them appear on other people's web pages.
(Later at the Suzaku Mental Institution)
"Wee hee hee... Ooh deja vu. I swear I've read that page somewhere else. Oh, that's right, it's from *MY* web page."
"And how does that make you feel?"
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA... KILL KILL KILL Hee hee hee hee..."
"Ooh, I just love it when they steal your stuff and then put on their page 'Don't steal my stuff.' BWA HA HA HA HA..."
"Oh, and when did 'Sorry, no you can't use it.' come to mean 'By all means, go right ahead and use it. And perhaps you would like me to translate the entire text of Genji Monogatari from the original ancient Japanese for you to put on your page as well?' "
"Orderly, bring in the straight jacket."
"Here you go, a brand new 'Miko' outfit. We'll just put it on you now."
"But it's not orange. Being Tasuki no Miko, my Miko outfit really should be orange."
"Ooh... these walls are so soft~~"
"That's to prevent you from injuring yourself when you bang your head against the walls in frustration."
"Oh, is that why I've been having such headaches lately?"
"Well that's it for our session today. I'll be back to look in on you tomorrow."
"Wee hee hee hee hee..."
"Hmf ha ha ha ha... Just sign away your soul to me and I'll take care of those nasty web thieves for you."
"Really? I'd love to but this new Miko outfit makes signing anything a bit difficult."
"Ah well, perhaps later then. For now rest up and I'll uh... look after your page for you."
"That's so sweet of you. I don't know why everyone
thinks you're so evil."
Tasuki no Miko's
Tenkou-sama's Fushigi Yuugi Page
Tenkou-sama is God!
Policy Page - Steal anything from this site and you die!
Tasuki Shrine: Anyone
who's constantly flaming that goody-goody Tamahome can't be all that bad.
Fushigi Yuugi Voice Actors
Lyrics - Where are the Tenkou songs!?
Characters:Character profiles translated from the manga. And where oh where is the Tenkou one I wonder?
Secrets of Fushigi Yuugi:Watase answers questions concerning the manga. Contains spoilers.
As the Majin, I am of course fluent in all languages
and have provided these English translations full of subliminal messages
in order to make you worship me. About the Translations
Please read this before begining to read the translations.
Fushigi Yuugi Links
Where to find Fushigi Yuugi stuff
this page has won
Page stolen by Tenkou-samaFushigi Yuugi©Watase Yuu/Shogakukan/Studio Pierot/Bandai Visual/TV Tokyo/Movic Being a god I don't know why I 'm bothering to credit anyone