Top Ten Rejected TransFormer Slogans:
10. Arcee: "Darn! Broke a nail!"
9. Ratchet: "Cut it out!  I'm DEAD already!"
8. Grimlock: "Your feeble attempt to participate in any social event only goes to show your complete lack of mental ability and---wait, me can't read next word!"
7. Kup: "Comfound it!  Where's my false denture-units?"
6. Ratbat: "One question.....How the heck did I ever become leader of the Decepticons?"
5. Nightbeat: "Quit callin' me Minerva!"
4: Fortress Maximus: "Ack!  Where's my head!"
3: Soundwave: "Disco's back.  Trust me."
2: Megatron: "Blowing up stuff is cool.  Huh-huh huh-huh-huh huh-huh...."
1: Optimus Prime: "I have but one--no--two, er....THREE lives to give for my country!"

"All must obey THE CHEESE."--David Willis

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