bumper stickers and the Autobots who would wear them!

written by Phalanx [Georgia Sonya Donelle]
donelle@snowcrest.net
9/15/97
       
         * Horn broken, watch for finger.
		Ratchet		

       * How's my driving?  1-800-eat-shit
		Sideswipe

        * Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.
		Arcee
        
        * I beat up your honor roll student.
		Brawn

        * Some people are alive only becuse it's illegal to kill them.
		Moonracer

        * Keep honking, I'm reloading.
		Chromia

        * Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
		Blurr

        * Hang up and drive.             
		Tracks

        * Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
		Bluestreak

        * I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
          vegetarian.
		Ironhide
        
        * It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
		Red Alert

        * Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
		Elita-1

        * Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
		Hot Rod

        * Wink, I'll do the rest!
		Firestar

        * Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
		Hound

        * Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
		Trailbreaker

        * Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its
          students!
		Kup

        * Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn
          Signal!
		Ultra Magnus

        * Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
		Wheeljack

        * I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of
          yourself.
		Smokescreen

        * Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
		Bumblebee

       * We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
		Skids

       * Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
		Prowl

        * Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
		Beachcomber

        * Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
		Jazz

        * Beam me up Scotty, this planet sucks!
		Huffer

        * Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you
          can find a rock.
		Optimus Prime
        
        * I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with
          subatomic particles.
		Mirage

        * I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
		Inferno

        * Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
		Cliffjumper

        
whatta ya think?

-Phalanx