THINGS THE BEAST WARRIORS DON'T WANT OTHERS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM!

* A whole bunch of the Maximals in those pods aren't in stasis, but
*gurl* are they bored.

* The only reason Dinobot went to the Maximals was because he thought
Rhinox might be able to make him some hands without an annoying extra
thumb.

* Megatron is really the original of that name, but doesn't want to
admit that he got stuck on some backwater rock with this pack of
loseres.

* Tigatron was cheating on his girlfriend.

* Inferno would give anything to be able to sit down.

* Cheetor uses performance-enhancing drugs.

* Blackarachnia stuffs her bra.

* The Maximal Elders are: Bumblebee, Wheelie and Blurr.

* Tigatron doesn't hang out at the Axalon because he's a loner.
Airazor, on the other hand, can't find the thing from one minute to
the next.

* Waspinator is thrilled that everyone bought his Starscream
impression.

* Optimus Primal started drinking like a fish after three days on the
job with his troops.

* Dinobot and Rattrap are married.

* Thanks to her helmet, Airazor keeps thinking she's the Sorceress
from MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.

* Cybertron is only fourteen kilometres from this planet, but no-one
wants to admit to such shocking navigation.

* Megatron is binary bonded to Tendo Soun (actually, I think that
one's pretty obvious).

* The Predacons don't *know* the name of their ship.

* The other Maximals give Optimus *heaps* after screaming out 'Beast
Wars' like that at the end of the pilot.

* The Mysterious Aliens are the Wombles.