From: Joseph W Brogan <grandnagus@juno.com>
Subject: Top 10 TF Erotic Lines
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 97 18:18:01


What TFs say when they're in the mood for some lovin'....  Enjoy!

10.  "Six in one's quadruple the fun." ----Devastator   

9.  "I've been a bad Decepticon.  I must be punished, O Mistress. Blast
me! Oh, god, please blast me! Now, please!" ----Cyclonus

8.   "Wanna see some of the things I learned in the brothel on Gallumbits
VII?" ----Kup

7.   "I think what is called for now, my dear,  is a VERY detailed
tactile and visual analysis." ---Perceptor

6.  "Hey, ever do it inside a tape recorder?" ---Rumble

5.  "ZOING!  Wanna come to my POW! quarters for the biggest BANG! of your
life? WHAM!" ----Warpath

4.  "Want to se the reason they used to call me Hot Rod?" ----Rodimus
Prime

3.   "I may be small, but I'm mighty." ---Brawn

2. "Is that an ionic displacer in your pocket or are you just glad to see
me?" ---Arcee

And, the number one come-on line....

1.  "Me Grimlock say brace yourself!" ----Grimlock

Comments, criticisms, complaints appreciated.  Hope you liked it.

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A Message From the Grand Nagus AKA Latinum Racer and Motormaster

P.S. ----A line I wanted to slip in, but it didn't seem that erotic....

"I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you just kill me?" ----Dead End