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The
ideal age for anime is 16 or younger; |
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You're
more likely to receive magical powers if you're
a little girl; |
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If you have a secret identity, you'll transform
at least once in every episode; |
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When
you're in uniform/costume (with or without tiara
&/or mask) nobody, family & friends included,
will recognize you even if you have a unique one-of-a-kind
hair style.
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| Weapons
& Uniforms |
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Capes,
long hair and huge weapons will never impede you; |
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Women
wear kinky revealing uniforms/costumes; |
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Incredible
foot-wear (high heels) won't make you trip even
if you've never wore them before in your life;
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Weapons
come in any shape & size unimaginable; |
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Even
flowers and cards can be deadly weapons; |
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Your
wardrobe is limited |
| Hair
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There's
always someone with strange hair-style and multi-colored
hair; |
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No
matter what you go through, your hair will never
be disheveled; |
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Hair
defy normal laws of gravity |
| Good
Guys |
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All
good guys are cute; |
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Almost
all cute guys will fall in love with the heroine.
The same can be said about the hero |
| Villains |
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There's
always someone who wants to either rule or destroy
the world/galaxy; |
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Bad
guys are either bigger & meaner than you or cute
& destined to die; |
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There
is always at least one bad guy who will redeem and
eventually die; |
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A
bad guy will learn your identity by chance but
don't worry: he'll end up dead before he can inform
the others;
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Most
villains will (gladly) spend time explaining their
plans/motivations. This is especially true if
the hero/heroine is captive;
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Bad
guys never win, though they do get very close to
their goal; |
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Someone
always loses. |
| Heroes |
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Against
all odds, the heroes/heroines always wins; |
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Nowadays
the main male character is handsome & handy with
weapons but is also women-crazy & arrogant and
will always be beaten up by their female counterparts
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| Miracles |
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If injured, you'll miraculously heal sometime during
the episode; |
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You'll
never be badly injured nor will you die... er, remain
dead for long; |
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Should
your clothes/uniform be ruined or destroyed, they'll
miraculously be mended; |
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In
time you'll grow more powerful &/or get better weapons |
| Others |
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Someone
will eventually fall in love; |
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If you're not particularly lucky or cute, you'll
have at least two gorgeous girls who'll be able
to use magic & spice up your life living with
you;
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Often
heroines will have small all-knowing mascots |
