Aaron Hong has returned to ACT with a vengeance, dazzling us with a mighty parody in honor of ACT's 100th episode.

(To the tune of "Breaking The Girl" by Red Hot Chilli Peppers)

Prime was shot down
Twinkies' to blame
Fell from the skies
Went up in flames
He was a pile
Of smoking scrap
Vulnerable to
Poseidon's crap

The guys who fixed him are blind
They thought he wouldn't mind

Fred's forces loomin'
and now Prime's a woman
As Cybertron Turns
How'd we get this way
Poseidon's son
Thinks complaining is fun
Whereas Cybertron Turns
What's a guy to say

Mazinger's mad
Now he's struck down
Poseidon's son
Has fled the town
Daniel lives
What else is new
He joined Boss Hogg
And his mad crew

Then the nukes came down
The Hoggs were blown to the ground

Poseidon's sellin'
Food for 9/11
As Cybertron Turns
He could do no harm
Comes the death toll
From a choice grassy knoll
All while Cybertron Turns
Now he's shot to hell

Dave's on I-80
Blind 'bots navigatin'
As Cybertron Turns
What harm would it do
Our friends are makin'
A new deal with Satan
As Cybertron Turns
So Flamewing can poo