Aaron Hong, the devious mastermind behind "Transfans: The Musical", "Retro Wars", and "Gestalt Heights", was kind enough to honor ACT's 50th episode with a lovely little jingle...

(To the tune of "Points Of Authority" by Linkin Park)

 
Forfeit the l@m3, nowhere to turn
If you can't 0WNz, then you must burn
If you suxx0r, then you must learn
Name of the game is As Cybertron Turns

We love the Prime, the blue-red man
We love the way he works eBay although he has no hands
He wins the bid, and they roll in
Grapple, Trailbreaker, Poseidon

We love to watch them bum along
(As Cybertron Turns)
Even though it feels somewhat wrong
(As Cybertron Turns)
We watch them hunting Twinkies too
(As Cybertron Turns)
We all laugh at what they've been through
(As Cybertron Turns)

There’s Fred, and Phil, the evil geeks
And the Not-Even-Close-to-a-Unicron-wannabe
Dark Grapple comes, and Phil is flamed
And Fred, and Fred is h@xx0red

Now Galvaphil is out for blood
(As Cybertron Turns)
Fred's album sales are in the mud
(As Cybertron Turns)
The Matrix has gone MIA
(As Cybertron Turns)
As if it mattered anyway
(As Cybertron Turns)

Forfeit the l@m3, nowhere to turn
If you can't 0WNz, then you must burn
If you suxx0r, then you must learn
Name of the game is As Cybertron Turns
Forfeit the l@m3, nowhere to turn
If you can't 0WNz, then you must burn
If you suxx0r, then you must learn
Name of the game is As Cybertron Turns

Now Optimus is wearing blue
(As Cybertron Turns)
Who knows what Waruderos will do
(As Cybertron Turns)
We can't tell how they'll end this war
(As Cybertron Turns)
Just stick around for fifty more
(As Cybertron Turns)