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The Good...
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Belvador
The often-confused Belvador often seems even more blind than the rest of his
faceless companions from the Planet of The Robots Without Faces, though it's
probably just stupidity. Apparently, Belvador also has a knack for shoving
toaster strudels in the Autobots' main control console.
Belvador recently returned from Asteroid CX-IV in search of allies to help
rescue the other Robots Without Faces, though he's unable to explain how he
managed to do so.
Battle wins: 0/0
Fists?: Claws
First appearance:
Ep 55
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Bobimus Prime
The older brother to Optimus Prime, Bobimus was first introduced in the midst of
an Autobot election scandal in which he was involved. Since then, Bobimus has
shaken his booty as a member of the elite music group 'N Dysguise, temporarily
led the team while Optimus was injured, and become a regular team staple.
Battle wins: 0/0
Fists?: Yes
First appearance:
Ep 32
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Cosborg
The most argumentative citizen of the Planet of the Robots Without Faces,
Cosborg still holds a grudge against Poseidave for having a face. Though a coupe
may eventually be in order, Cosborg has laid low in the meanwhile.
Cosborg and Webstar are currently stranded on Asteroid CX-IV, after taking a
seriously wrong turn on I-80.
Battle wins: 0/0
Fists?: Claws
First appearance:
Ep 55
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Daniel
This lovable, huggable, killable junior Autobot first mysteriously surfaced at
Optimus Prime's makeshift funeral, and has continued to harrass Optimus with
hero worship ever since. Daniel's tendency to come back from the dead hasn't
helped things either (Satan granted him immortality in exchange for his soul
when he dies...twice).
Battle wins: 0/4 (shot by Prime three times and caught in a
nuclear exposion once)
Fists?: Until they're shot off
First appearance:
Ep 27
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Dark Grapple
Grapple could easily have been defined as the Autobots' least memorable
character until he was murdered by Phil for lacking fashion sense. Strangely
enough, he was soon reincarnated as Dark Grapple who, joined with the Phoenix
entity, commands mighty powers enabling him to hover in place and/or destory
Tokyo. A practical use for these abilities is yet to be found.
Dark Grapple is an empassioned proponant of Kenyan Pygmyism.
Battle wins: 2/4 (victories were against Tokyo)
Fists?: Nope
First appearance:
Ep 1 (As Grapple)
Ep 17 (As Dark Grapple)
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Flamewing & His Blazing Turkey of Vengence
Little is known about this mysterious pair, like how or when they
officially joined the Autobots, but shortly after a bad audition for the
positions, they found themselves side by side with our favorite bots, shaking
their booty for TRL. Flamewing and his blazing turkey were recently married, but
genders are anyone's guess, as are any "flame" or "blazing" abilities they may
or may not possess.
Battle wins: 1/1 (against Galvaphil)
Fists?: Flamewing only
First appearance:
Ep 14 (cameo)
Ep 15 (full)
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Optimus Prime
Optimus Prime is the (occasionally) fearless leader of the Autobots,
which he assembled one day when he was hungry and decided he'd need help looking
for a Twinkie. A model leader, Prime found himself knocked unconscious by Fred
for four of the first eight episodes. He later threw himself from a cliff when
he realized that he didn't have a mouth with which to eat Twinkies, but was
quickly rebuilt as Optimus Prime II. No stranger to danger, Prime was soon
completely obliterated once again against the likes of GalvaPhil and resurrected
to look like Wonder Woman.
Battle wins: 1/5 (Victory occured when Optimus bit Fred in
the trademark)
Fists?: Yes
First appearance:
Ep 1 (As Optimus Prime)
Ep 29 (As Optimus Prime II)
Ep 57 (As Wonder Woman)
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Poseidave
Poseidon's brother, and the leader of the Planet of the Robots Without
Faces by default, Poseidave took the planet's entire population of three robots
with him to Earth in order to return Poseidon's estranged son to him. In the
process, they managed to turn Optimus Prime into Wonder Woman.
Poseidave mysteriously vanished around the time of Poseidon's death, and has not
been seen since.
Battle wins: 0/0
Fists?: Yes
First appearance:
Ep 54
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Poseidon
Considered by many (or at least himself) to be the brains of the
operation, Poseidon accomplished more in eighty episodes than most bots
accomplish in a productive afternoon. He made first contact with the human race
and bought their representitive a brewski, tasted his first McDonalds' value
meal, watched Designing Women, watched Bots Gone Wild: Spring Break, ran around
in his boxers, peed with the bathroom door open, single-handedly defeated The
Not-Even-Close-To-Being-A Unicron Wanna-be, attempted an assasination on Prime,
stole the Matrix, gained sudden success on TRL, lost that same success by
offending his fan-base (including Cybertron as a whole), sold the Matrix on
ebay, watched a Mama's Family marathon, reunited with his brother and estranged
son after 348 years, pioneered September 11th cereal, became a living legend as
a result, and was assassinated Kennedy-style. Poseidon accomplished most of this
without even using his Dodge Omni mode.
Battle wins: 2/4 (Finally done in by a giant phallic
missile)
Fists?: Yes, and darned proud of 'em
First appearance:
Ep 1
Final appearance:
Ep 80
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Sexo De Gato
This sexy Latin space pirate abducts entire crews and makes them his
prisoner, but that doesn't mean he won't entertain them in the process! Sexo's
extravegant musical dance numbers have drawn the acclaim of many, and have even
succeeded in partially obliterating the ACT universe for one eigth of a panel.
Battle wins: 0/0
Fists?: Sexy latin ones.
First appearance:
Ep 102
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Webstar
The least outspoken citizen of the Planet of the Robots Without Faces,
little is known of this character, other than the fact that he's blind.
Webstar and Cosborg are currently stranded on asteroid CX-IV, after taking a
seriously wrong turn on I-80.
Battle wins: 0/0
Fists?: Claws
First appearance:
Ep 55
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