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Al Gore The rigid, solid metal robot who seems to resent the cheap gag for which he'd been created, was originally a member of the Not Particularly Canny Hogg-Men. More recently, Al Gore has left to fight crime on his own with his unique, action-packed style. Whether or not he is actually Al Gore remains unknown. Battle wins: 1/2 (at ground zero during a nuclear blast) Fists?: Yep
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Cerebro Hopefully the only Apple IIgs ever to have control over a nuclear arsenal, Cerebro nuked Prof. Hogg's School for the gifted amidst a game of Thermo-Nuclear War. Not particularly quick with mathematical computations, Cerebro made the error of still being at the school when this happened. Battle wins: 0/1 (possibly charred to a crisp) Fists?: Nope
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Color-Coordinated Minions Galvaphil's former minion-band of Goblins that are fond of saying "ooh!" and sticking fingers up their butts. With Galvaphil's unexpected death, these pint size intellectual giants are presumably wandering adrift in his spaceship. Battle wins: 1/2 (succeeded in abducting the Autobots, but got zapped in the butt by Galvaphil) Fists?: Yes
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Debbie The unlikely goddess of a local snack cakes factory, Debbie has the unique ability to distribute Zebra Cakes and Golden Cremes to those seeking them. Battle wins: 0/0 Fists?: Nope
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Guy With Two Heads Apparently a tremendous fan of Oregon Trail. Has two heads. Battle wins: 0/1 (against a nuclear bomb) Fists?: Yes
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Jaleel White (photoshopped image of) A JPG image recruited by Trailbreaker as part of the short-lived Alliance of the Forgotten. Though being only a two-dimensional image with no discernable personality, Jaleel and his cohort, Mark-Paul Gossalleer, had a tendancy to float around the Autobot control room from place to place, until Satan got them jobs cleaning Wal-Mart. Battle wins: 0/0 Fists?: Not visable
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Jean Grey The female of the Hogg Men species, Jean Grey enjoys walking around topless and watching Village Person show off his butt. Jean is the only current member of the Hogg Men known to have survived the nuclear blast that destroyed the school. Battle wins: 0/1 (Incinerated by a nuclear blast...but not too bad) Fists?: Yes
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Mark-Paul Gossalleer (photoshopped image of) A JPG image recruited by Trailbreaker as part of the short-lived Alliance of the Forgotten. Though being only a two-dimensional image with no discernable personality, Mark-Paul and his cohort, Jaleel White, had a tendancy to float around the Autobot control room from place to place, until Satan got them jobs cleaning Wal-Mart. Battle wins: 0/0 Fists?: Kinda' sorta' visable
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The Not-Even-Close-To-Being-A Unicron Wanna-Be The mysterious, ever-powerful giant mecha with an affinity for Atari and modest home furnishings. The Unicron Wanna-Be first attacked the Autobots and reincarnated Galvaphil in an attempt to thwart their quest for the Sacred Twinkie, but he soon found himself rammed in the face with an airplane, knocking him unconscious for thirteen episodes. Once reawakened, a healthy diet of Atari in the Autobot control room kept him distracted from his other priorities until Poseiroger stole his joy stick. Soon after, he found himself face to face with the Delta Burke Megazord, which presumably destroyed him when its ego grew too large and exploded. Battle wins: 1/3 Fists?: Yes, but asymetrical
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Poseiroger The rebellious estranged son of Poseidon, Poseiroger seems to enjoy pointing out things that suck. Battle wins: 0/0 Fists?: Yes
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Repair Probe Originally an overly talkative piece of equipment aboard the Autobot spaceship, the Repair Probe fixed the Autobots after their initial crash-landing on Earth, and was destroyed by Grapple soon after for annoying the heck out of him. Daniel repaired the probe 60 episodes later, after which it developed new "electro-shock" powers and terrorized the Autobots for a short while. It's current whereabouts are unknown. Battle wins: 1/2 Fists?: Nope
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Prof. Boss Hogg The most powerful telepathic throwback from the 1970s, Prof. Hogg established his School for the Gifted, Yet Tremendously Unpopular as a way to teach thoroughly unlikable characters how to hone their unusual abilities. Battle wins: 0/1 (presumably at ground zero when the school blew) Fists?: Yes
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Satan The flamboyant, musically inclined Lord of Darkness saved the world from JPEG images of Jaleel White and Mark Paul Gossaler by getting them jobs cleaning Wal-Mart. He also granted Daniel immortality in exchange for his soul when he dies...twice. Battle wins: 0/0 Fists?: Yep
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Trailbreaker The most easily forgettable former member of the Autobots, Trailbreaker managed to defeat Fred after his first attack on the Autobots, as well as rebuild Prime after he threw himself off a cliff, without anyone really noticing. This ultimately upset Trailbreaker enough to buy The Matrix of Leadership from Poseidon and take on the Autobots, aided by Photoshopped images of Jaleel White and Mark Paul Gossalleer. Unfortunately, Trailbreaker's drippy green digits were considered a copyright infringement and he soon found himself powerless and forgotten once more. Battle wins: 1/3 (once defeated by an attorney for AOL Time Warner) Fists?: Nope
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Village Person Certainly the most outgoing member of the team, Village Person seems to enjoy flashing his crotch and butt at anyone who'll look (and even some who won't). Battle wins: 0/1 (presumably fried in a nuclear holocaust) Fists?: Yes
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Warren A random camera guy for Ned Meadows' news program, as well as Ned's unlikely assistant in crime. Warren likes his Friday afternoons free and enjoys telling people his name. Battle wins: 0/0 Fists?: Uh, they're Warren's.
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